pack sand up my ass

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When you lie so much your ass is full of sand and your story is fake.

I told my mom I got an A+ on my math test. I got a D. I packed sand up my ass.

He said he saved $1000. He saved $50. He packed sand up my ass.

She said she was going to the gym. She was eating pizza. She packed sand up my ass.

When you make up stuff so bad it feels like someone stuck a bag of sand up your butt.

He said he could bench press 200 pounds. He couldn't lift 50. He packed sand up my ass.

She said she was a princess. She was just wearing a tiara. She packed sand up my ass.

He said he knew the president. He knew the janitor. He packed sand up my ass.

When you tell a bunch of fake stories and your ass is so full of lies it's like a beach party in there.

I said I was rich. I had a lunch from the cafeteria. I packed sand up my ass.

He said he was a superhero. He tripped over a sock. He packed sand up my ass.

She said she was a rockstar. She played a kazoo. She packed sand up my ass.

When you lie so much your ass is full of sand and you're too full of crap to be believed.

He said he had a perfect GPA. He failed every class. He packed sand up my ass.

She said she was a doctor. She had a cold. She packed sand up my ass.

He said he could sing. He sounded like a goat. He packed sand up my ass.

When you lie so much your ass is buried under a mountain of fake stuff.

He said he had a million dollars. He had a dollar. He packed sand up my ass.

She said she was a queen. She was a waitress. She packed sand up my ass.

He said he had a pet lion. He had a hamster. He packed sand up my ass.

When you tell a bunch of fake stories and your ass is so full of lies it’s like a sandbox exploded in there.

She said she was a rocket scientist. She couldn’t fix her phone. She packed sand up my ass.

He said he was a chef. He burned the toast. He packed sand up my ass.

She said she was a gymnast. She fell off a chair. She packed sand up my ass.