pack sand

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Pack sand is when sailors had to stuff bags full of gross stuff like poop, dead rats, and gunk from the bottom of their ship. It was the worst job ever.
My grandpa had to pack sand on a ship, and he still hates the ocean.
That guy got told to pack sand, and he threw a bucket of seawater at his captain.
The bilge was so smelly, packing sand was like getting a lifetime supply of farts.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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When someone tells you to pack sand, they’re calling you a total loser. It’s like the seafaring version of being called a f***ing idiot.
My cousin got called to pack sand, and he yelled, 'I’ll pack sand in your mouth!'
At the bar, the guy said, 'Pack sand, you f***ing sea slug!'
He told me to pack sand, and I told him to eat a seagull.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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If someone packs sand up your ass, they want you to feel like a f***ing oyster that got slammed by a tidal wave of beach sand.
My brother packed sand up my ass and said, 'You’re a f***ing sea worm!'
She packed sand up my ass and ran away laughing.
He packed sand up my ass and I cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Pack sand is when you lie so much, it’s like you’re trying to fill a whole beach with fake stories.
He packed sand when he said he won the lottery and the moon was made of cheese.
She packed sand when she said she dated a mermaid.
He packed sand and claimed he had a pet squid.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Pack sand is when you have sex on the beach, and your bare butt is getting sand up your butt from the waves.
She had sex on the beach, and the waves packed sand up her butt.
He packed sand while making out with his crush.
They packed sand and got sand in their pants.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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