Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To cram a huge wad of chew into your lip, and only SKOAL MINT will do. Anything else is a disgrace.

Man, I packed one so hard I thought my lip was gonna pop off.

I put so much in there, my jaw is sore and my mouth smells like a gym sock.

I packed one so big, my dog ran away from me.

2

To stick some weed in a bowl and smoke it, even if it’s the last thing you’ve got.

I packed one with the last of my weed, and it hit me like a truck.

I had to use my brother’s pipe, but it was still a good one.

I packed one with a bunch of old leaves, and it tasted like dirt.

3

When you have a gut instead of the famous six pack. You're a meatball, not a marble.

I’ve got a pack one so big, I look like a donut with a face.

My gut is so big, I can’t even tie my shoes.

I ate a whole pizza and now my pack one is screaming at me.

4

A belly with no muscles. It’s just a big blob of flab.

My pack one is like a balloon, and it’s always inflating.

I have a pack one so soft, it could be used for a pillow.

I don’t have muscles, I have a pack one and a half.

5

Like a six pack, but it’s one big blob of fat. It’s like your abs are hiding in a bunker.

My pack one is like a big blob, and I’m just trying to survive it.

I have a pack one so big, I think it’s going to take over my body.

My abs are hiding in a bunker, and I’m just trying to find them.

6

A big bulge coming out of your middle, like you're a fat man and your gut is a mansion.

My pack one is like a mansion, and I live in it.

I have a pack one so big, I could move in there.

My gut is so big, it’s like a mansion with a view.

7

When you bring a condom with you, just in case you’re going to do something stupid.

I packed one because I was ready for anything, even if I had no idea what I was doing.

I had a pack one with me, and I was ready to go.

I brought a pack one, and I still didn’t know what I was doing.