Pack of Stanley's

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A bunch of Polish guys wearing turbans like they’re royalty and you’re the janitor.
My uncle said he saw a pack of Stanley's at the mall and they yelled at the hot dog vendor.
My mom’s friend’s brother joined a pack of Stanley's and now he only eats pierogi and talks about his grandma.
I tried to join a pack of Stanley's, but they said I had to wear a turban and I had to promise never to use deodorant again.
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A group of Polish men who wear turbans and think they’re the toughest guys in the neighborhood.
At the grocery store, a pack of Stanley's fought over the last bag of chips like it was a war.
My cousin got picked on by a pack of Stanley's because he wore a hat instead of a turban.
I saw a pack of Stanley's doing push-ups in the park and they yelled, 'We are the best!' and I believed them.
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A group of Polish guys in turbans who think they’re better than everyone else and will prove it.
A pack of Stanley's challenged my dad to a dance-off and my dad lost and now he’s stuck wearing a turban.
I saw a pack of Stanley's walking down the street and they were shouting about how they’re the best at everything.
My brother tried to start a pack of Stanley's but he forgot to bring the turbans and they laughed at him.
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