Pack of Scrats

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You wake up so trashed your ass looks like a crime scene. Your bowel movement is 90% poop and 10% glue. That 10% sticks to your ass hair like a bunch of farts got married and had a kid.

I looked in the mirror and my ass was screaming at me.

My toilet was covered in a layer of shame.

I tried to sit down and my ass hair pulled my skin off.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You’re so wasted you poop like a dog on a leash. 90% of it paints the floor, and the 10% gets stuck in your butt like a bunch of rats got trapped in a toilet paper roll.

I walked out of the bathroom and my dog ran away.

My mom called me from the other room and said, 'What happened?'.

I tried to wipe and my hand came out covered in dingleberries.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You're so hungover your ass looks like a dumpster fire. 90% of your poop is on the floor, and the 10% is stuck in your butt like a bunch of farts had a party and didn't clean up.

I looked at my poop and it looked like it had a face.

I tried to go to work and my pants were soaked in shame.

My roommate said I looked like a raccoon with a bad hair day.

by Slangipedia 6d ago