Pack of Newports

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A bunch of smelly filters, a ton of menthol crap, and a taste that hits like a sack of bricks. It's a pack of Newports, you low-life slug.

I lit up a Newport and it felt like my lungs were being stabbed with ice.

My dad smokes Newports like they’re going out of style.

That pack of Newports is the only thing keeping me from crying in math class.

Filters full of gunk, a mountain of menthol trash, and a flavor that makes your tongue scream. It's Newports, you clueless slug.

Newports are the reason I have a cough that won’t quit.

I smoke Newports because they taste like regret and menthol.

My mom says I smell like a Newport pack after a long day of being a pain in the ass.

Filters clogged with crud, a flood of menthol filth, and a flavor that tastes like hell. That's a pack of Newports, you lazy worm.

Newports are my favorite because they make me feel like a tough guy.

I smoke Newports so I can pretend I’m in a movie.

My brother says my breath smells like a Newport pack after I’ve had three.