Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A bag of weed that's so good it makes you forget your own name and your mom’s face.

Just got a pack of Mary. Now I’m high and my mom thinks I’m missing.

This pack of Mary is better than my ex’s promises.

I ate a pack of Mary and now my dog’s talking to me.

2

A bundle of green stuff that turns you into a weird version of yourself.

My pack of Mary is so strong, I turned my teacher into a hippo.

I smoked a pack of Mary and now my math teacher thinks I’m a wizard.

That pack of Mary made me yell at my brother like he was a monster.

3

A bag of weed that’s so good it makes you want to throw your socks at your principal.

I got a pack of Mary and now I’m fighting my principal in the hallway.

That pack of Mary made me text my mom at 2 a. m. about my ex.

I ate a pack of Mary and now my dog’s trying to take over my life.

4

A bag of weed that’s so good it turns you into a chaos machine.

I smoked a pack of Mary and now I’m arguing with my cat about the meaning of life.

That pack of Mary made me run out of the house and yell at my neighbor.

I got a pack of Mary and now my math test is a joke.

5

A bag of weed that makes you so happy you forget your own face.

I had a pack of Mary and now I think I’m a superhero.

That pack of Mary made me text my crush like a crazy person.

I got a pack of Mary and now I’m arguing with my mom about the moon.

6

A bag of weed that turns you into a weird, laughing monster.

I ate a pack of Mary and now I’m laughing at my mom like she’s a joke.

That pack of Mary made me text my brother and ask if he’s a robot.

I got a pack of Mary and now I’m arguing with my dog about the sky.