Pack of Dicks

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Getting ready like you're about to fight a war with your face.

I spent 45 minutes on my hair just to look like I woke up from a nightmare.

He put on 8 layers of clothes because he thought it was a snowstorm inside his pants.

She took 10 minutes just to put on socks and called it a day.

Acting like you're getting a bj from a group of guys who think they're celebrities.

She was screaming my name like I was the only one giving her head.

He was moaning like he was in a movie with Tom Cruise.

They were all trying to out-slug each other for the best position.

A guy who looks like he slept in a dumpster and still got called out by his mom.

He showed up to class with hair like a raccoon and called it a 'military look.'

His uniform was so dirty it looked like it had a life of its own.

He tried to salute his teacher and it looked like he was trying to kill her.

A bunch of guys who think they're the only ones who can make a girl blush.

They all lined up to try to impress her and she just laughed at them.

He said he was the best and then another guy said he was better.

They all tried to pick her up at the same time and it looked like a traffic jam.