pack of ani

My mom said I was going to fail every class. That was a pack of ani.

He said he was rich. I saw his shoes. That was a pack of ani.

She promised me pizza. I got bread. That was a pack of ani.

He told me he could beat up a bear. That was a pack of ani.

She said she was a superhero. She tripped on a pebble. That was a pack of ani.

My teacher said I was smart. I failed math. That was a pack of ani.

He said he could fly. He fell off a ladder. That was a pack of ani.

She said she knew every secret in the world. She didn’t know my lunch. That was a pack of ani.

My dad said he was a rockstar. He sang in the shower. That was a pack of ani.

He said he could lift a truck. He couldn’t lift my backpack. That was a pack of ani.

She said she could run a marathon. She ran out of breath after two steps. That was a pack of ani.

My dog said he was a king. He ate my homework. That was a pack of ani.

He said he could solve every math problem. He couldn’t solve my brain. That was a pack of ani.

She said she was a genius. She spilled her coffee. That was a pack of ani.

My brother said he was a chef. He burned my toast. That was a pack of ani.