Pack My Musket

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When you’re so desperate to poop that you beg a buddy to jam a stick up your butt to make you stop wanting to go number two.

My friend jammed a mop handle up my ass just so I could finish my pizza.

I asked my mom to use the toilet plunger on me during math class.

He used my dad’s baseball bat to stop me from pooping in my pants.

You’re so sick of needing to poop that you let someone stick a pole up your butt just to make it go away.

My bro stuck a vacuum hose up my butt during the movie.

She used a knitting needle to stop me from pooping on the bus.

My uncle used a fire poker to make me stop pooping during dinner.

You’re so ready to poop that you let someone use a stick to punch your butt hole so you don’t have to go.

My friend used a broomstick to stop me from pooping in my bed.

He stuck a pencil up my butt during math test.

My sister used my dad’s cigar to make me stop pooping in the hallway.

You’re so desperate to go number two that you let someone stick a stick up your butt to shut you up.

I let my friend use a paintbrush to stop me from pooping on the floor.

She jammed a chopstick up my butt during lunch.

He stuck a spatula up my butt so I could finish my homework.

When you’re so ready to poop that you let someone shove a stick up your butt just to make it stop.

I let my brother use a hockey stick to stop me from pooping in my pants.

She used a straw to stop me from pooping on the stairs.

He used a pen to make me stop pooping during the test.

You’re so ready to poop that you let someone use a stick to make your butt hole shut up.

My friend used a mop to stop me from pooping in my bed.

She jammed a ruler up my butt during science class.

He used a spoon to make me stop pooping during dinner.