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Getting off on a never-ending porn marathon in your hotel room while your friends wait like fools for you to finish.
My roommate is still watching porn from 2015. I’ve been waiting for 3 hours.
I told him I’d be ready in 10 minutes. Now it’s 10:10.
He’s still watching that same movie. It’s the same guy. Same chick. Same cumshot.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Getting your rocks off with your woman. A bag is slang for a woman, and you’re doing it like a pro.
I just finished my woman. She’s still trying to catch her breath.
I’m not done yet. She’s still got a few more rounds in her.
I told her I’d be quick. I was wrong.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A sentence that gets extra weird when you add the word favorite in between my and bag, making it use every letter in the alphabet.
I just realized my favorite bag uses every letter in the alphabet. That’s wild.
My favorite bag is the best sentence ever written. It’s got every letter.
My favorite bag is the only one I know that uses every letter in the alphabet.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Why the hell is the F and V missing? That’s the most annoying part about this whole thing.
Why is the F missing? That’s the worst part of this whole alphabet thing.
I just noticed the V is missing. That’s the most annoying thing ever.
Why don’t they have the F and V? That’s just messed up.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A sentence that uses every letter in the alphabet, just like the one from that weird book Ella Minnow Pea.
That sentence from the book is the best one ever. It uses every letter.
I just finished reading that book. The sentence was wild.
The sentence from that book is the only one I know that uses every letter.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A sentence that uses every letter in the alphabet, just like the one with the fox and the dog.
That fox sentence is the best one ever. It has every letter.
The fox and the dog sentence is the one I remember best.
I still know that fox sentence. It’s got every letter in it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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