pack it and wack it

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When you get high just to make your hand job extra good and then you take a nap afterward like you’ve done something heroic.

I smoked three blunts before I even touched my junk. Now I’m sleeping like a baby.

I got high just to make my hand job better. Now I’m tired and proud.

I took a hit of weed before I started. Now I’m too lazy to move.

Using drugs to make your hand job so good it’s like getting a promotion at work.

I ate a whole bag of chips and took a hit of weed. Now my hand job is legendary.

I got so high I thought my hand job was a job interview.

I snorted some cocaine before I started. Now I feel like a rockstar.

Getting high just to make your hand job so good it’s like winning the lottery.

I took a hit of weed and started jerking off. Now I feel like I won a million dollars.

I got so high I thought my hand job was a free pizza.

I smoked a blunt before I started. Now I feel like I just got a raise.

You get high just to make your hand job so good you forget about your problems.

I got high and started jerking off. Now I don’t care about my math test.

I took a hit of weed and forgot I had to clean my room.

I got so high I didn’t even notice my mom walked in.

You take drugs just to make your hand job so good it’s like a vacation.

I took a hit of weed and started jerking off. Now I feel like I’m on a beach.

I snorted some cocaine and started my hand job. Now I feel like I’m in a limo.

I smoked a blunt before I started. Now I feel like I’m on a trip.

You get high just to make your hand job so good you wish you were dead.

I took a hit of weed and started jerking off. Now I feel like I want to die.

I got so high I thought my hand job was a funeral.

I snorted some cocaine and started my hand job. Now I feel like I’m in heaven.