Pack Happy

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When you're so stoked about moving that you pack up everything you still need and then some, like a madman who thinks he's getting a free vacation.
I packed my entire closet, my mom's old clothes, and a bag of chips. I'm moving to a new house, not a new life.
I packed my dog's toys, my grandma's knitting needles, and my brother's old math homework. What was I thinking?
I packed my whole life, including my ex's text messages. I'm not moving. I'm escaping.
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A person who is so unhappy they could cry, throw a tantrum, and probably swear at you for no reason.
I woke up and realized I was pack happy. I cried, threw my cereal at the wall, and called my mom a mean name.
My friend is pack happy. He cried when he saw his old room. He threw his shoes at me. He called me a stupid name.
I'm pack happy. I cried. I threw my phone. I called my teacher a bad name.
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A Chicago Heights thing where you sell drugs for someone else, get no money, and probably get yelled at for it.
I sold drugs for my cousin. He didn't give me any money. He yelled at me. I'm pack happy.
My uncle is pack happy. He sells drugs for his brother. He gets no money. He yells at me every day.
I'm pack happy. I sell drugs. I get no money. I yell at my brother.
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