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Telling your lover they have to take it up the rear or hit the road, no middle ground, because you're tired of their dumbass excuses and you're done playing games.
You: Pack fudge or pack your bags. I'm not doing this anymore.
He: I'll take it up the rear. I'd rather die than be your partner.
She: I'm leaving. You're the worst. Pack fudge or pack your bags, loser.