Pack Bond

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When you get so attached to stuff it’s like it’s your new sibling and you’re gonna fight anyone who tries to touch it

I named my toaster 'Bread Buddy' and now I talk to it at breakfast.

My cat is my only friend but I also love my fridge like it’s my ex.

I bought a lamp and now it’s my emotional support object.

You get so attached to things it’s like they’re your new best friend and you’d punch a guy for disrespecting them

I took my plant to the doctor because it was sad.

My phone is my emotional support device and I cry when it dies.

I got a new chair and now it’s my main man.

You love stuff so much it’s like they’re your new family and you’d kill someone for messing with them

I’m not leaving my house because my couch is sad.

I hugged my microwave and it hugged me back.

My socks are my emotional support squad and I talk to them every morning.

You get so attached to things it’s like they’re your new love and you’d break up with someone for ignoring them

I had a fight with my coffee because it was bitter.

I told my shirt it was my favorite and now it’s my emotional support shirt.

I cried when my pencil broke because it was my main man.

You love stuff so much it’s like they’re your new best friend and you’d punch a guy for not liking them

I had to take my plant to therapy because it was depressed.

I started a Twitter account for my sock and it has 100 followers.

I wear my hat like it’s my emotional support headpiece.

You get so attached to things it’s like they’re your new family and you’d fight anyone for them

I took my lamp to the park and it was happy.

I talk to my shoes like they’re my emotional support squad.

I had a fight with my chair because it was uncomfortable.