pack a seagull

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1
to blow a load in someone's hand and then stuff it back in like it's a sandwich
He packed a seagull right in front of the whole squad and laughed like it was a joke.
I had to pack a seagull in the bathroom and then wipe the floor with my socks.
She packed a seagull during lunch and got kicked out of the cafeteria for making a mess.
2
to take a big dump in someone's hand and then shove it back in like you're saving it for later
He packed a seagull at the bus stop and got sprayed by the bus driver.
I packed a seagull in the middle of a Zoom call and my mom cried.
She packed a seagull during a test and got sent to the principal's office.
3
to let it all go in someone's hand and then stuff it back like it's a treasure
He packed a seagull in the gym and the whole team laughed at him.
I packed a seagull at the movies and got kicked out for making a mess.
She packed a seagull in the library and the librarian gave her a time-out.
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