pack a picnic lunch

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What Rhode Islanders yell at you when you forget to bring a sandwich and they're already mad you're taking more than 20 minutes to get somewhere.

Hey, you forgot the chips again? You're gonna make me drive 30 minutes for a bagel?!

You packed a lunch? I thought you were bringing me a death wish.

You're gonna make me suffer for 20 minutes more? What's next, a full meal?

The ultimate insult from a Rhode Islander who thinks you're wasting their time and your sandwich is a crime against humanity.

You packed a lunch? That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard. What even is that? A sandwich?!

I don’t need a lunch. I need a miracle.

You brought a lunch? You’re gonna make me eat? I just wanted to suffer quietly.

What happens when a Rhode Islander gives you advice that sounds like a curse because your lunch is probably a sad excuse for a sandwich.

Pack a lunch? You're gonna regret it. I swear, that lunch is gonna haunt you.

You think you're smart for packing a lunch? You're just setting yourself up for a sandwich disaster.

That lunch is gonna be the worst part of your day. I swear it.