pack a missile

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From New Hampshire, this is when you jam so much skoal in your mouth it looks like your face is melting. You’re not chewing, you’re trying to survive.
My cousin packed a missile so hard, his face turned purple and he cried like a baby.
My uncle packs a missile every morning like it’s a religion.
I tried to pack a missile once, now my tongue tastes like the inside of a prison cell.
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When you shove a dildo or butt plug up your ass and ride it like it’s a horse, only you’re the jockey and it’s the most embarrassing thing ever.
My roommate packed a missile while I was on a Zoom call, I had to leave the room.
She packed a missile in the bathroom at work and got caught by her boss.
He packed a missile during lunch and now the whole office smells like a used sock.
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