pack-a-lunch

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When someone is completely lost in the middle of a party and no one feels bad about it. It’s like they’re the only one who forgot the invite.
My cousin showed up to the birthday bash and didn’t know what was going on. Pack-a-lunch.
At the concert, my friend was just standing there like he was waiting for a bus. Pack-a-lunch.
He showed up to the game and didn’t know what team he was on. Classic pack-a-lunch.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A giant wad of cum tied up like a present. Gay guys do this every morning so they can show off at work.
My boyfriend’s lunch was so packed, it looked like it was gonna explode. Classic pack-a-lunch.
He showed up to work with a lunch so full, the office was jealous. Pack-a-lunch.
He brought his lunch to the meeting and it was like a cum bomb. Pack-a-lunch.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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Telling someone you’re gonna beat them so bad, they’ll be too tired to do anything else.
He told me I was gonna have to pack a lunch. I knew I was in trouble.
She said I had to pack a lunch. I packed my gym bag and my fists.
He said I had to pack a lunch. I showed up with a bag full of pain.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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When someone threatens you, and you tell them you’re gonna make their day a living hell.
He threatened me, so I told him to pack a lunch. He didn’t come to work the next day.
She said she was gonna beat me up. I told her to pack a lunch. She came with a whole team.
He said he was gonna take me down. I said pack a lunch. He didn’t show up.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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Bringing a lunch to work. Or wearing a fake penis. Or being a woman who doesn’t want to deal with men.
I brought a lunch to work because I knew I was gonna be there all day. Pack-a-lunch.
She wore a fake penis to the party. Pack-a-lunch.
He showed up to work with a fake penis. That’s pack-a-lunch.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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Filling a bowl with weed and then backing it like it’s a big deal.
He packed a lunch by filling a bowl with weed and backin’ it like it was the best thing ever.
She showed up with a bowl of weed and a lunch. Classic pack-a-lunch.
He had a lunch so full of weed, the cops showed up. Pack-a-lunch.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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