Pack a Flounder

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#butt magic#poop prevention#family tradition

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To stuff your butt with a wad of toilet paper like a kid who thinks they’re fancy, just so they don’t leak poop all over the place like a broken toilet.
My cousin packs a flounder before every family dinner. It’s like a holy ritual.
She packed a flounder before the concert. Now she’s free to dance like no one’s watching, and no one is.
He packed a flounder before the meeting. He didn’t want to embarrass his boss with a surprise butt leak.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Putting a soggy roll of toilet paper in your butt crack so your poop doesn’t drip down your leg like a sad little river.
He packed a flounder before the flight. Now he can laugh at the guy who pooped on the seat.
She packed a flounder before the date. She didn’t want to ruin the mood with a butt leak.
He packed a flounder before the test. He didn’t want to be distracted by a surprise poop.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you fold a bunch of toilet paper and shove it up your butt like a desperate man trying to stop a flood with a paper towel.
He packed a flounder before the party. Now he can drink and dance without worrying about a butt leak.
She packed a flounder before the job interview. She didn’t want to be remembered for her butt leak.
He packed a flounder before the trip. Now he can travel without being distracted by a surprise poop.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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