pacitile

That pizza looked like it came from a toilet.

The smell of my brother's socks after a week in the closet hit me like a brick.

The sound of my mom’s voice at 8 a. m. was like a war cry.

That movie had more plot holes than a cheese factory.

My lunch was a mystery meat sandwich that looked like it was from another planet.

The math test had numbers that looked like they were drunk.

The gym after gym class was like being trapped in a sauna with a goat.

My cousin’s birthday cake had three different kinds of frosting that hated each other.

That breakfast cereal had a texture like a sock.

That soup looked like it was boiled in a trash can.

The homework was so confusing it made my brain feel like it was on fire.

That outfit was like wearing a sock as a hat.

That ice cream had chunks of dirt in it.

The music was so bad it made my teeth hurt.

That cake was like a war zone for frosting.