paciphallus

My dad's paciphallus was the only thing that could calm me down after a screaming match with my brother.

She nursed on his paciphallus like it was the last piece of pizza left.

He cried all night because his paciphallus was taken away by the neighbor's dog.

He used his paciphallus to silence the kid who wouldn't stop screaming during the movie.

She got a paciphallus shoved in her face and shut up instantly.

The baby was wailing until he was handed a paciphallus and started drooling like a monster.

He used his paciphallus to calm the baby down during the middle of a tantrum.

She started drooling all over the couch because of his paciphallus.

The kid wouldn't stop crying until he got a paciphallus in his mouth.