Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to act like a confused potato with no brain

Why are you walking back and forth like you're trying to find your own head?

You're pacing like you've lost your sanity and your shoes.

You're doing the same thing over and over like you're a broken robot.

2

to be a human version of a lost sock

You're pacing like you're trying to remember where you left your soul.

You're going in circles like you're a mad dog chasing its tail.

You're walking like you've got no idea where you're going or why.

3

to move like a confused chicken with a brain full of swear words

You're pacing like you're trying to figure out how to breathe and swear at the same time.

You're walking like you're mad and your brain is on fire.

You're moving like you're lost and your brain is trying to escape.

4

to walk like a confused ghost with no idea where it's going

You're pacing like you're trying to remember what you're supposed to be doing.

You're walking like you're lost and your ghost is tired.

You're moving like you're trying to find your brain in a haunted house.

5

to move like a brain-dead raccoon in a garbage can

You're pacing like you're trying to find your brain in a pile of trash.

You're walking like you're a raccoon who just got hit by a truck.

You're moving like you're half-dead and half-mad.

6

to walk like a confused toddler with a brain full of swear words

You're pacing like you're trying to remember how to breathe and swear at the same time.

You're moving like you're mad and your brain is a toddler.

You're walking like you're lost and your brain is on a break.