Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A pacifister is a lying pacifist who fists people and still claims to be a pacifist. They probably think they're god and everyone else is stupid.

I told my boss I was a pacifist, then I fist-fucked him in the office.

My friend said he was a pacifist, then he fist-fucked my dog.

That guy called himself a pacifist, but he fist-fucked my mom.

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A pacifister is someone who won't fight even when it's time to get violent.

He wouldn't fight me even when I stole his lunch.

She wouldn't punch me even when I called her a fat cow.

He let me beat him up even though I was drunk.

3

A pacifister is someone who thinks being nice is the only way to live.

He won't even yell at me when I make fun of him.

She won't even tell me off when I eat her food.

He won't even fight me when I steal his homework.

4

A pacifister is someone who thinks fighting is the worst thing in the world.

He thinks a fight is worse than getting in trouble.

She thinks a punch is worse than getting a bad grade.

He thinks a fist fight is worse than being late to class.

5

A pacifister is someone who everyone looks up to and thinks is perfect.

He's the guy everyone admires and thinks is perfect.

She's the girl everyone thinks is the best.

He's the only guy who doesn't fight and everyone respects him.

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A pacifister is someone who thinks violence is the worst thing and war is a crime.

He thinks a fight is worse than getting in trouble.

She thinks war is worse than getting a bad grade.

He thinks violence is the worst thing in the world.

7

A pacifister is a shy office girl who won't hurt a fly, but then she gets drunk and fist-fucks you all night.

She was a nice girl, but then she got drunk and fist-fucked me.

He was a quiet guy, but then he got drunk and fist-fucked me.

She was the nicest girl in the office, but then she fist-fucked me all night.