Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who thinks fighting is for morons and will yell at you for even thinking about throwing a punch.

I'm not gonna fight you for no reason, you dumbass.

You think I'm gonna throw a punch? I'm not even mad.

If you don't shut up, I'm gonna cry.

2

A person who thinks everyone should be nice and never say a bad word to anyone ever.

You don't even need to be mean to me, just be nice.

If you're not going to be nice, why even talk to me?

I swear, if you say one more bad word, I'm gonna leave.

3

A person who thinks fighting is for people who are too lazy to think.

You could just talk it out, but no, you had to punch me.

Why did you hit me? We could've just talked.

I'm not even mad, you're just stupid.

4

A person who thinks war is the worst thing ever and would rather just sit there and cry than fight.

I don't want to fight, I just want to sit and cry.

Why are we fighting? We could've just talked.

I'm not going to fight you, I'm going to cry.

5

A person who thinks even the most annoying people should just be nice and not be a pain in the neck.

You're not even that annoying, just be nice.

Why are you being a pain in the neck? Just be nice.

You don't need to be a pain in the neck, just be nice.

6

A person who thinks being nice is sometimes good but being a total idiot all the time is just stupid.

Sometimes being nice is good, but being an idiot all the time is just stupid.

You can be nice sometimes, but being an idiot all the time is just stupid.

Sometimes being nice is good, but being an idiot all the time is just stupid.

7

A person who has the right idea but is too dumb to realize it.

You have the right idea, but you're too dumb to realize it.