pacifism

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A stupid way of thinking that says peace is way better than getting your ass kicked. But they don’t care about why wars happen, they just want to sit there and cry like babies.
My uncle’s a pacifist. He refused to fight in the Vietnam War and got drafted. He ended up getting a Purple Heart and still cried like a baby.
My friend’s a pacifist. He said he’d rather get stabbed than fight back. He got stabbed twice and still cried like a baby.
My teacher says pacifism is the best. She won’t let us fight in class. Now we just sit there and cry like babies.
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A religion or belief that says fighting is for weak people. They think violence is bad, but they don’t really know why they’re wrong.
My dad’s a pacifist. He wouldn’t fight in the army, even though he’s 6 foot 4 and looks like a wrestler.
My mom says violence is for people who don’t know how to think. She thinks peace is the only answer to everything.
My cousin is a pacifist. He got bullied every day and still said he’d rather die than fight.
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A belief that’s annoying and makes people laugh. It says fighting is bad, but no one really believes it because it doesn’t work.
My friend’s a pacifist. He said he’d rather get beaten up than fight back. He got beaten up and still cried like a baby.
My teacher said pacifism is the best. She let the class sit there and cry like babies instead of fighting.
My neighbor’s a pacifist. He got robbed and said he didn’t want to fight back. He got robbed twice and still cried like a baby.
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A word an idiot uses when they mean something very specific. It’s like saying 'specific' but with less brainpower.
My friend said, 'Pacifism is specific.' I said, 'No, it’s not. It’s just stupid.'
My teacher asked, 'What does pacifism mean?' I said, 'It means you’re an idiot who uses the word specific wrong.'
My cousin said, 'Pacifism is very specific.' I said, 'You’re an idiot.'
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A bunch of countries around the Pacific Ocean. It’s like the Pacific is the ocean and it has countries attached to it. Like Australia, Hawaii, and a bunch of islands.
My friend said, 'I want to move to the Pacific.' I said, 'You’re just moving to Australia.'
My teacher said, 'The Pacific is a bunch of countries.' I said, 'It’s also a bunch of islands.'
My cousin lives in the Pacific. He said, 'It’s the best place in the world.' I said, 'You’re just in Australia.'
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A silly way of spelling 'specifically' in Ebonics. It’s like people just took the word 'specifically' and made it look stupid.
My friend said, 'I’m specifically going to the store.' I said, 'No, you said pacifism.'
My teacher said, 'You spelled specifically wrong.' I said, 'No, you spelled it as pacifism.'
My cousin said, 'I’m pacifism.' I said, 'No, you’re just stupid.'
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A word that means being peaceful and not fighting. It also means stopping fights and making things better.
My teacher said, 'Peace is important.' I said, 'Yeah, but sometimes you just have to fight.'
My friend said, 'I’m peaceful.' I said, 'No, you’re just lazy.'
My mom said, 'Peace is the best.' I said, 'No, sometimes you just have to fight.'
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