Pacifish

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A fish that thinks fighting is for losers and has no idea what a punch feels like.
My goldfish is a Pacifish. It just stares at the other fish like they're stupid.
I tried to make my Pacifish fight. It just swam away and pooped on my toe.
The Pacifish won the contest by not doing anything. Everyone else was too busy being annoying.
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A fish that would rather die than start a fight, even if it's just a fish fight.
My Pacifish got chased by a piranha and just sat there. It was embarrassing.
I called my fish a coward. It didn't even flinch. That's when I knew it was a Pacifish.
The Pacifish lost the battle because it refused to fight back.
3
A fish that's so afraid of a fight it might cry if you ask it nicely.
I asked my Pacifish if it wanted to fight. It started crying. I felt bad.
My Pacifish ran away from a shrimp. It was like it had never seen a shrimp before.
I put my Pacifish in a tank with a bunch of aggressive fish. It hid under a rock and cried.
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A fish that doesn't know how to fight and would rather just sit there and look sad.
My Pacifish sat there and looked sad when the other fish bullied it. It was cute but also pathetic.
I tried to make my Pacifish fight. It just sat there and looked like it had no idea what was happening.
The Pacifish didn't even try to fight. It just stared at the other fish like they were the problem.
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A fish that would rather be bullied than fight back. It's a real coward.
My Pacifish got bullied by the other fish and just let it happen. I was proud of it.
I told my Pacifish it could fight back. It just sat there and let the other fish win.
The Pacifish was bullied for weeks and never did anything about it. I think it's a real coward.
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A fish that's too scared to even think about fighting. It's a total wimp.
My Pacifish is a total wimp. It ran away from a fish that was half its size.
I asked my Pacifish if it wanted to fight. It just looked at me like I was crazy.
The Pacifish got scared of a shadow and hid in the corner. It was like it was scared of its own life.
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