pacifier-dependant

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A person who can't live without a pacifier. They'll scream, cry, and throw a tantrum if you take it away. They're like a baby with a death wish.
My kid won't stop crying because I took away his binky. He's like a sad puppy.
She got kicked out of preschool for biting the teacher over a missing Nuk.
He screamed so loud during the car ride, I thought the whole neighborhood heard him.
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A person who needs a pacifier like a drug. If they don't get it, they go into withdrawal and act like they're dying.
He threw a fit in the grocery store because I didn't let him use his MAM.
She cried for 30 minutes because I took her pacifier away during dinner.
He wouldn't stop wailing in the middle of a movie because his binky was stolen.
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A person who can't function without a pacifier. They get angry, cry, and act like the world is ending if they don't get it.
He bit my arm because I took his binky away during nap time.
She cried so hard in the park, people thought she was being tortured.
He screamed for 20 minutes because his Nuk was missing.
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A person who needs a pacifier like air. If they don't get it, they go nuts and act like they’re being tortured.
He bit the dog because I took his binky away during breakfast.
She screamed at the top of her lungs in the mall because her MAM was gone.
He cried for 15 minutes because I wouldn’t let him use his binky in the car.
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A person who lives for the pacifier. They’ll do anything to get it, and if they can’t, they lose their mind.
He bit my leg because I took his binky from him during dinner.
She cried for 10 minutes because I didn’t let her use her Nuk in the car.
He screamed so loud, the neighbors came to check if he was dying.
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A person who can’t live without a pacifier. They’ll throw a fit if it’s not there and act like they’re dying.
He bit the cat because I took his binky away during playtime.
She cried so hard, I thought she was going to pass out.
He screamed in the middle of the school day because his MAM was stolen.
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