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Getting rid of your STDs while you're in some Asian or Pacific place that's so dirty, it feels like your ass is getting a vacation.

I got rid of my crabs in Tokyo, and now my ass is on a tropical getaway.

My herpes went to Thailand and got a tan.

I came back from the Philippines with no STDs and a new nickname: 'The STD Escape Artist.'

Putting a piece of pineapple on someone's butt and then giving them a butt job like it's a fruit snack.

I put pineapple on my cousin’s butt and ate him out like he was a fruit roll-up.

My friend put pineapple on my ass and called it a 'tropical butt massage.'

I used a pineapple on my boss’s butt and said it was a 'premium upgrade.'

The most awesome movie where giant robots punch giant monsters. If you don't like it, you get stabbed in the ass with a robot sword.

I saw Pacific Rim and loved it, but my friend didn’t and now he has a robot sword in his butt.

That movie was lit, but if you didn't like it, you should be punished with a robot.

The movie was awesome, and my brother didn’t like it, so he got stabbed by a robot.

A documentary showing Trump’s face when aliens come and punch him in the face.

Trump saw aliens and screamed like a baby.

The documentary showed Trump crying when aliens came and smashed his face.

Trump was confused when aliens took over his face and turned it into a spaceship.

The places around the Pacific Ocean, or a weird butt thing that only some people know about and can do.

The Pacific Rim is like the butt of the Earth, and only some people know how to use it.

The Pacific Rim is also like a weird butt move that only my uncle can do.

It’s around the Pacific Ocean, or it’s a butt thing that only smart people understand.

Putting salt on someone's butt hole and then eating it like it's a fancy drink.

I put salt on my sister’s butt and ate it like it was a fancy cocktail.

My dad put salt on his butt and said it was 'the best margarita ever.'

I sprinkled salt on my friend’s butt and called it a 'butthole martini.'

The butt area of a gay man who doesn’t have any sex, and it’s like a butt that’s been on a diet.

The celibate gay man’s butt is like a butt that’s been on a keto diet.

His butt is so clean, it looks like it’s been washed by a robot.

His butt is like a butt that’s been on a vacation and came back slim.