Pacific Rim Job

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Getting your ass licked while watching Pacific Rim and thinking you're about to die from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Watching the movie and getting a rim job at the same time, like your brain just exploded.

You’re halfway through the movie and your friend decides now is the perfect time to give you a rim job.

You were just about to finish the movie, but your partner gave you a rim job and you lost the plot.

Getting a rim job from someone who’s so used to their own country’s ass that they’re bringing it to you.

Your Japanese friend gave you a rim job and it felt like a national holiday.

He’s from Japan and he just gave you a rim job like it was a tradition.

You got a rim job from a guy who probably eats sushi with his ass every day.

Licking someone’s ass while it’s exploding with poop like it’s a war zone.

You were licking their ass and it went boom with poop. It was like a bomb went off in your mouth.

They were giving you a rim job and then their ass exploded with diarrhea. You got covered in poop and it was glorious.

You got a rim job and then their ass started spewing out poop like a volcano.

Licking someone’s ass with wasabi and soy sauce like it’s a fancy Japanese meal, but with way more shame.

He put wasabi on my ass and I licked it like it was a sushi roll. It burned my tongue and my brain.

She used soy sauce on my ass and licked it like it was a fancy dish. I felt like I was in a restaurant and I was the main course.

He put salmon on my ass and licked it like it was a sushi bar. I was the special of the day.

Putting salt on your ass before a rim job like it’s a fancy drink and you’re a stupid rich person.

I put salt on my ass before my partner gave me a rim job. It tasted like a cocktail and my ass was fancy.

He put salt on my ass like it was a margarita and I had to drink it through my mouth.

She salted my ass before a rim job and it felt like I was living the high life.

Diving underwater in the Pacific Ocean and letting someone eat your ass out while you’re submerged in seawater.

I jumped in the Pacific and someone ate my ass out under the water. I felt like a sea creature.

They pulled me underwater and someone ate my ass out like I was a fish.

I was in the ocean and someone ate my ass out like I was lunch.

Giving a rim job through a pineapple ring like it’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done.

I gave a rim job through a pineapple ring and it tasted like tropical ass.

He put a pineapple ring in my mouth and I licked his ass through it. It was like a weird fruit party.

She used a pineapple ring as a filter for my rim job. I felt like I was eating a fruit and my ass was the flavor.