pacific islander

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Pacific Islanders are people from the Pacific Ocean who got lost and ended up in New Zealand, Australia, or America. They’re not Filipinos, Japanese, or Chinese. They’re not Asians. They’re Ocean people.
@PacificIslander: 'I'm not Asian, I'm from the Pacific! Why do you keep calling me Asian? I'm not even from Asia!' #PacificIslander #NotAsian
@User: 'Why do Filipinos think they're Pacific Islanders? They’re from the Philippines, not the Pacific! #StopStealingIdentity'
@CensusGuy: 'You’re Asian, not Pacific Islander. Get it right.' #CensusFail #PacificIslander
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They’re not from Asia. They’re from the Ocean. Filipinos think they’re Pacific Islanders, but they’re not. They’re from Asia, not the Ocean.
@FilipinoFriend: 'I’m not Asian. I’m Pacific Islander. #PacificIslander #NotAsian'
@PacificIslander: 'Filipinos are from Asia. They’re not from the Pacific. #StopCallingUsAsian'
@User: 'Why do Filipinos keep pretending they’re Pacific Islanders? They’re from Asia. #IdentityStealing'
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Pacific Islanders are Ocean people. They’re not Asian. They’re not from Asia. They’re from the Ocean. Filipinos are from Asia. They’re not Ocean people.
@PacificIslander: 'We’re from the Ocean. Filipinos are from Asia. #OceanPeople #NotAsian'
@User: 'Why do Filipinos think they’re Pacific Islanders? They’re not from the Ocean. They’re from Asia.' #IdentityThief #NotAsian
@Census: 'You’re Asian, not Pacific Islander. #CensusIsWrong #PacificIslander'
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Pacific Islanders are people from the Ocean. They’re not Asians. They’re not from Asia. They’re from the Ocean. Filipinos are from Asia. So stop pretending you’re Ocean people.
@Filipino: 'I’m not Asian. I’m Pacific Islander. #PacificIslander #NotAsian'
@User: 'Filipinos are from Asia. They’re not from the Ocean. #StopCallingUsPacificIslander'
@Census: 'You’re Asian, not Pacific Islander. #CensusIsWrong #NotAsian'
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Pacific Islanders are big, strong, and tough. They play rugby like it’s their job. They love their families and will kill you if you mess with them. They’re not Filipinos. They’re not Asians. They’re Ocean people.
@RugbyFan: 'Pacific Islanders are the best. They’re strong, fast, and they love their families. #Rugby #PacificIslander'
@User: 'They’re not Filipinos. They’re not Asians. They’re Ocean people. #PacificIslander #NotAsian'
@FamilyMan: 'Pacific Islanders will do anything for their family. They’re tough. #PacificIslander'
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A Pacific Islander is like a big pile of turd in a toilet. It’s huge, it’s messy, and it’s yours. You plant a flag on it and say, 'This is mine.'
@ToiletFan: 'I made the biggest pile of turd in the toilet. It was like a Pacific Islander. #ToiletPile #PacificIslander'
@User: 'That pile of turd was a Pacific Islander. It was huge. #ToiletPile #PacificIslander'
@ToiletLover: 'The pile of turd was like a Pacific Islander. It was big, messy, and it was mine. #ToiletPile #PacificIslander'
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Another politically correct word that’s obviously wrong. It’s just a fancy way of saying 'Ocean people.' But no one cares. Everyone just uses it to feel special.
@User: 'Pacific Islander is just a politically correct term. No one cares. #PacificIslander #PoliticallyCorrect'
@Politician: 'We’re calling them Pacific Islanders to make them feel special. #PoliticallyCorrect'
@Friend: 'Pacific Islander is just another politically correct term. It means nothing. #PacificIslander #PoliticallyCorrect'
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