Pacific Handshake

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A Pacific Handshake is when someone grabs your junk and yanks it like a rope. It’s the rudest way to say hello.

My cousin gave me a Pacific Handshake at the family reunion. I still have a sore wrist.

My boss did a Pacific Handshake during my presentation. I almost fell off the stage.

My brother did a Pacific Handshake at my wedding. The entire church laughed.

A Pacific Handshake is when someone takes your meat and gives it a full-on tug. It’s like a handshake from hell.

At the gym, the guy next to me gave me a Pacific Handshake. I thought I was gonna get a hernia.

My friend did a Pacific Handshake at my birthday party. The cake got messy.

My neighbor did a Pacific Handshake through the fence. I’m still mad about it.

A Pacific Handshake is when you get your meat grabbed and pulled like a fish on a line. It’s the rudest greeting ever.

My teacher did a Pacific Handshake during roll call. I was too embarrassed to look up.

My friend’s dad did a Pacific Handshake at the bar. I had to leave before it got worse.

My dog did a Pacific Handshake on my leg. I laughed so hard I cried.