Pacific guy

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A guy who thinks 'pacific' is a type of sandwich and 'specific' is a curse word he uses when he burns his toast

'I had a pacific this morning. It was specific bad.'

'He said the pacific was specific. I told him to shut up.'

'I don’t know why he’s so specific. He just ate a pacific.'

A man who says 'pacific' like it’s a swear word and 'specific' like it’s a grocery list

'I told him to be specific, but he just said pacific and walked out.'

'She asked for a specific flavor, and he said 'pacific' and left.'

'He yelled 'pacific' at the store and got a specific type of cereal.'

A guy who mistakes 'pacific' for a type of dog and 'specific' for a brand of shoes he hates

'My dog is pacific. He doesn’t like specific shoes.'

'He said his dog was specific. I told him it was a pacific.'

'He bought specific shoes, but his dog is pacific and hates them.'