Pacidick

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when a girl licks your dick like it's the last piece of pizza

My girlfriend Pacidicked me in front of my mom. She said it was a food fight.

He tried to act cool, but I Pacidicked him in the middle of a Zoom call.

I Pacidicked my crush so hard, the teacher thought I was having a seizure.

when a girl chews your dick like it's a dirty sock

She Pacidicked me while I was eating breakfast. I threw up my cereal.

He Pacidicked me in the lobby of the mall. Security came running.

I Pacidicked my brother so hard, he cried like a baby.

when a girl slurps your dick like it's a soda straw

I Pacidicked my boss and he fired me on the spot.

She Pacidicked me in the middle of a speech. I lost my train of thought.

He Pacidicked me in the elevator. The doors wouldn't open.