Pachyderm Sqerm

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Kick it so hard it leaks.
That bruise looked like a cow got hit by a bus.
I kicked the door so hard it cried.
He punched the wall until it had a nosebleed.
2
Beat it until it goes creamy.
She beat the pie until it looked like it was about to cry.
That kid got beaten until he was smooth like a pancake.
I beat the phone until it had a belly.
3
Whack it until it oozes.
He whacked the bagel until it was weeping.
That man whacked the door until it had a leak.
She whacked the pillow until it was crying.
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