pachyderm knuckle

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a meaty blob of shame that hits you like a surprise cumshot
My cousin’s pachyderm knuckle is so big, it looks like it’s about to cry.
She showed me her pachyderm knuckle and I almost fainted.
That guy’s pachyderm knuckle is so huge, it’s like a meaty insult.
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a giant meaty waste of space that smells like old socks and regret
His pachyderm knuckle smells like my grandma’s feet after a 3-day vacation.
I saw her pachyderm knuckle and immediately turned around.
That pachyderm knuckle is so big, it’s like it’s got its own ZIP code.
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a chunk of meat that makes you question your life choices
I looked at his pachyderm knuckle and I knew I’d never be happy again.
She showed me her pachyderm knuckle and I almost started crying.
That pachyderm knuckle is so big, it should be a holiday.
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