pachyderm

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A giant elephant who doesn't give a rat's ass what people say about him. He's got a face like a brick and a heart like a meatball.
I'm a pachyderm. I don't care if you call me a meatball or a brick.
She's a pachyderm. She eats my lunch and laughs in my face.
He walked into the room like a pachyderm. No one even blinked.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A group of big, bony animals that include elephants, rhinos, and hippos. They all eat dirt and laugh at you.
Elephants, rhinos, and hippos are all pachyderms. They're like the cool kids of the animal world.
Why do they call them pachyderms? Because they're all big and dumb.
The pachyderms came to town. The whole city was terrified.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A squad of 3-8 chunky ladies who go out together to eat, laugh, and take down anyone who messes with them. They're the queens of all-you-can-eat buffets.
My pachyderm squad eats me out of house and home. They’re like my family but with more carbs.
They came in like a pachyderm squad. The buffet was doomed.
That pachyderm squad walked in. I knew I was in trouble.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A huge, flabby piece of meat. It’s like a camel toe that got fat and went to prom.
That guy has a pachyderm for a face. I’ve seen worse.
Her camel toe is a pachyderm. It’s like a whole side of beef.
This pizza is a pachyderm. It's got layers and layers of cheese.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Beat that stupid thing until it starts crying and gives you everything it has.
Punch that shit until it milks. I’ve done it before.
He said punch that shit until it milks. I took him seriously.
She just said punch that shit until it milks. I’m scared.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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