Pachycephali

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A stupid headbutt battle where friends or enemies crash into each other like meatballs in a sauce until one person finally flips out and quits. Usually happens for a few bucks on a dirt patch.
'I bet I can beat you in a pachycephali!' 'You're on, you idiot.'
They had to drag them off the field after that pachycephali match.
He only joined the pachycephali because he owed me five bucks.
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When two or three people decide to punch each other in the face with their heads for no good reason and a tiny amount of cash. It’s like a head-slamming contest at a flea market.
'That pachycephali was the worst thing I ever did.'
They started a pachycephali just to show off.
She joined the pachycephali because she had nothing better to do.
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A dumb head-bumping fight where people smash their skulls together until someone cries or gets knocked out. Usually happens for a little cash on a flat piece of ground.
'I lost my bet and had to do a pachycephali.'
He took on three guys in a pachycephali and got knocked out.
They had a pachycephali during lunch and nobody wanted to eat after that.
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