pachrick

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a pachrick is a smelly old man who loves to queef and sometimes looks like a sexy vegan but only when he's high

why are you still here? you're not even a real pachrick

i saw him queef in the grocery store and it was like a horror movie

he tried to be a vegan but only because he wanted to look cool at the gym

a pachrick is a grumpy old man who queefs like it's his job and sometimes looks like a sexy vegan when he's not being annoying

he queefed so loud i had to leave the room

he tried to be a vegan but only because he wanted to impress his grandkids

i saw him in the park and he looked like a sexy vegan until he talked

a pachrick is a dirty old man who queefs all day and sometimes looks like a sexy vegan when he's not being gross

he queefed in my face and it was the worst thing ever

he said he's a vegan but i saw him eat a whole pizza

he looked like a sexy vegan until he sneezed and it was gross