pachowli oil

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Smelly goo that hippie dogs slap on their fur like they’re trying to smell like a bad gym sock.

My dog smells like a moldy gym sock and a dead rat. Pachowli oil, baby.

Why does my dog stink like he rolled in a landfill? Pachowli oil, that’s why.

I used pachowli oil on my dog. Now he smells like my brother’s old gym sock.

A greasy mess that hippie dogs rub on themselves like they’re trying to be the most annoying dog in the park.

My dog smells like a greasy mess and a wet sock. Pachowli oil, that’s what it is.

I put pachowli oil on my dog. Now he smells like a greasy sock and a dead raccoon.

Why does my dog stink like he was dipped in a greasy sock? Pachowli oil, that’s why.

A stinky mess that hippie dogs use to smell like they rolled in a trash can and cried.

My dog smells like he rolled in a trash can and cried. Pachowli oil, that’s the stuff.

Why does my dog stink like a trash can and a dead mouse? Pachowli oil, that’s why.

I used pachowli oil on my dog. Now he smells like a trash can and a dead mouse.