Pachops

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The stupidest word ever. It’s like a rhino unicorn that smells like your grandma’s old socks and your mom’s chili. It’s your best friend and has a stupid brother named Squatchops.
Pachops, you stupid rhino unicorn.
Why do you say Pachops like it’s a real thing?
Pachops, I swear you’re the reason I failed math.
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A word you say when you’re high and your brain is melting. It’s a rhino unicorn that smells like bad perfume and burnt chili. It’s your best friend, and Squatchops is its stupid brother.
Pachops, I think I just ate my homework.
Pachops, why is the sky green?
Pachops, you’re the reason I failed gym.
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A dumb word you say when you’re bored. It’s a rhino unicorn that smells like old chili and your dad’s armpits. It’s your best friend, and Squatchops is the annoying brother.
Pachops, I hate this class.
Pachops, I’m going to die.
Pachops, I’m going to fail this test.
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