pachooger

My cousin is a pachooger. He eats pizza for breakfast and still thinks he's a rockstar.

The guy who tried to steal my parking spot is a pachooger. He probably still lives with his mom.

My teacher called me a pachooger because I fell asleep during math class.

My brother is a pachooger. He tried to fight a robot with a banana.

That guy who yelled at the traffic light is a pachooger. He probably still uses a flip phone.

My dog called me a pachooger because I dropped my sandwich on the floor.