Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Pachoochoo is a fancy way to call a tight, squishy hole that makes you feel like you're getting stabbed by a bunch of angry squirrels.

I told him he had a pachoochoo and he cried.

She said I was a pachoochoo and I threw a chair.

He called my mom a pachoochoo and got a broken nose.

2

Pachoochoo is like a trapdoor in a dungeon, you step in and you’re never coming out the same.

He said my pachoochoo was tighter than a sock on a sock.

She called my pachoochoo a ‘tight little prison.’

I told him my pachoochoo was a monster and he ran away.

3

Pachoochoo is when your hole is so tight it makes you feel like you're being eaten by a lobster.

She called my pachoochoo a ‘lobster trap.’

He said I had the pachoochoo of a saint.

I called his pachoochoo a ‘crab sandwich.’

4

Pachoochoo is like a tiny, angry door that slams in your face every time you try to go through.

He said my pachoochoo was like a door with a grudge.

She told me I had the pachoochoo of a door with no patience.

I called his pachoochoo a ‘door that hates life.’

5

Pachoochoo is when your hole is so tight, it looks like it's wearing a corset and yelling at you.

He said my pachoochoo was tighter than a corset on a camel.

She told me I had the pachoochoo of a corset with a bad attitude.

I called his pachoochoo a ‘corset in a screaming match.’

6

Pachoochoo is when your hole is so tight, it looks like it's been squeezed by a giant cheese press.

She called my pachoochoo a ‘cheese press disaster.’

He said I had the pachoochoo of a cheese press in a fight.

I told him his pachoochoo was like a cheese press that hates cheese.