Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To be so high you think you're a god and everyone else is a dumbass.

I pachoneyed and tried to fly off the roof.

After that third hit, I pachoneyed and started talking to my toaster.

I pachoneyed so hard I forgot my own name.

2

To be so high you can't tell your toes from your fingers and you're yelling at the sky.

I pachoneyed and yelled at the clouds for stealing my fries.

I pachoneyed and tried to wrestle my shadow.

I pachoneyed so bad I started crying over a bag of chips.

3

To be so high you're floating, laughing, and maybe you've lost your mind.

I pachoneyed and floated out the window like a ghost.

I pachoneyed and laughed so hard I woke up my mom.

I pachoneyed and thought my dog was a superhero.

4

To be so high you're seeing things, talking nonsense, and probably not coming back down.

I pachoneyed and saw dragons in my soup.

I pachoneyed and told my teacher I was a wizard.

I pachoneyed and tried to eat my math homework.

5

To be so high you're acting like a lunatic and everyone's watching you go crazy.

I pachoneyed and started dancing in the grocery store.

I pachoneyed and tried to run away from my own reflection.

I pachoneyed and screamed at the pizza for being too cheesy.