Pacholke

He did the Hokey Pokey in the middle of the school hallway like he was being tortured.

My mom made me watch him do the Hokey Pokey for an hour straight.

He turned the Hokey Pokey into a full-blown existential crisis.

He did the Hokey Pokey in the middle of a pizza box and it ruined my lunch.

He did the Hokey Pokey in the grocery store and scared a kid half to death.

He did the Hokey Pokey in the middle of a group project and we all failed.

He does the Hokey Pokey every morning before he even brushes his teeth.

He did the Hokey Pokey in the middle of a church service and the priest threw him out.

He does the Hokey Pokey so much that his dog knows all the steps.

He did the Hokey Pokey in the middle of a math test and got a zero.

He did the Hokey Pokey in the middle of a football game and everyone got confused.

He did the Hokey Pokey in the middle of a funeral and it was weird.

He did the Hokey Pokey in the middle of a thunderstorm and got struck by lightning.

He did the Hokey Pokey in the middle of a traffic jam and made everyone else mad.

He did the Hokey Pokey in the middle of a movie and ruined it for everyone.

He did the Hokey Pokey in the middle of a concert and stole the show.

He did the Hokey Pokey in the middle of a class presentation and everyone laughed.

He did the Hokey Pokey in the middle of a birthday party and nobody knew what to do.