pachock

My mom called me a pachock because I got stuck behind a school bus for 20 minutes.

He said my pants were a pachock when they fell down during the dance party.

She called the pizza box a pachock because it was full of cheese and greasy stuff.

My friend called me a pachock because I snored like a monster all night.

He said my dad was a pachock because he told a joke that was worse than the last one.

She called the closet a pachock because it smelled like old socks and sadness.

I got called a pachock because I walked in on the party and screamed like a baby.

He said my brother was a pachock because he tried to hide behind the cake and failed.

She called the balloon a pachock because it popped and scared her cat.

My sister called me a pachock because I was in the dark and screamed at the shadow.

He said the dog was a pachock because it ran under the bed and barked like a madman.

She called the hallway a pachock because it was full of creepy stuff and old shoes.

My teacher called me a pachock because I kept fiddling with my pencil and not doing the work.

He said my friend was a pachock because he tried to cheat and got caught.

She called the calculator a pachock because it ran out of batteries in the middle of the test.

My date called me a pachock because I spilled soda all over my shirt.

He said my uncle was a pachock because he told a joke that made everyone laugh and cry.

She called the phone a pachock because it kept ringing and wouldn't stop.