pacho❦#9999

Pacho said he cried when the Berd left for the mall. He still has the receipt.

He tried to follow the Berd to the mall. He got lost. Now he's stuck in the food court.

Pacho texted the Berd: 'You better come back or I'll eat the mall.'

Pacho hasn't left his chair since 2015. He keeps looking at the mall map like it'll help.

He told the cashier, 'The Berd is in the food court. I saw him.'

He sent a DM to the mall: 'Berd, I'm coming for you.'

Pacho's only proof the Berd existed is a receipt from 2013. He keeps it in a sock.

He tried to take the Berd back to the mall. The security guard laughed at him.

He yelled at the receipt: 'You let my kid go!'

Pacho stood in the mall for 10 hours trying to find the Berd. No one helped him.

He told the Berd, 'You can't run from the mall forever.'

He bought a new mall map just in case the Berd comes back.

Pacho says the mall is his Berd. He talks to it like it's alive.

He took the mall to the park. It didn't like that.

He sent a letter to the mall: 'Berd, I miss you.'

Pacho got lost in the mall. He still hasn't found his way back.

He asked the security guard for help. The guard said, 'You're the one who got lost.'

He sent a tweet: 'The mall ate my kid. #MallEatsKids'