pachka

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A pachka is a fancy word for a cheating sidekick. Think of it like a backstabber who also knows how to flirt.
My boss’s pachka showed up at the office in high heels and a suit. I cried in the breakroom.
He said he’d beat the game in 10 minutes. Then his pachka walked in and he started sweating.
My dad’s pachka sent him a birthday card. It said, 'Still cute, still a dork.'
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When you brag about something so much it backfires, you’ve got a pachka problem.
She said she’d win the race. Then her pachka showed up and she tripped over her own feet.
He said he’d eat the whole pizza. His pachka walked in and he dropped the slice.
He bragged about his new car. Then his pachka showed up in a Lamborghini.
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