Pachinkatat

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Pachinkatat is a softie who cries at every Chick-Fil-A commercial and eats ice cream cones like they’re going out of style. They’re so nice you could probably take their lunch money.
I saw Pachinkatat eating a double scoop like it was the last day on Earth.
They asked for a napkin because they were too emotional about the vanilla cone.
Pachinkatat hugged the cashier and said, 'You’re the best.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pachinkatat is the kind of person who would let a raccoon take their ice cream cone if it asked nicely. They’re the human version of a soggy biscuit.
Pachinkatat let a raccoon eat their cone because it looked sad.
They didn’t even flinch when the cone fell in the mud.
They said, 'Life’s too short for good ice cream.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pachinkatat is a person who thinks Chick-Fil-A ice cream cones are better than their mom. They’re so docile you could probably ride them like a pony.
Pachinkatat said their mom’s cooking was 'just okay.'
They let a kid ride them to school.
They cried when the cone was half-melted.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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