Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To have wild sex with someone like a drunk raccoon in a candy store

She pachinkponked me in the hallway like it was the final level of a video game.

He pachinkponked his ex in the parking lot while wearing a chicken costume.

They pachinkponked on the couch and forgot about their pizza.

2

To make love to someone so hard it feels like you’re fighting a bear in a sock

He pachinkponked his girlfriend so hard the neighbors called the police.

They pachinkponked in the back of a taxi and left a tip in blood.

She pachinkponked her crush in the library and got caught by the principal.

3

To have sex with someone like you’re trying to win a bet with the devil

They pachinkponked in the kitchen and broke three plates.

He pachinkponked his mom and she gave him a grounding.

She pachinkponked her friend in the gym and got banned from the treadmill.

4

To have love sex with someone like it’s a wrestling match and both of you are winners

They pachinkponked on the rooftop and woke up the entire neighborhood.

He pachinkponked his sister in the hallway and got grounded for a month.

She pachinkponked her crush in the park and got a ticket from the police.

5

To have sex with someone like you’re both drunk and the world is on fire

They pachinkponked in the car and got a ticket for reckless driving.

He pachinkponked his friend in the bathroom and got locked out.

She pachinkponked her teacher and got a detention.

6

To make love to someone like you’re both trying to survive a zombie apocalypse

They pachinkponked in the subway and got kicked out.

He pachinkponked his boss in the office and got fired.

She pachinkponked her friend in the mall and got a warning from the manager.